Just had a conversation with Grace:
(after a few minutes talking about the "Wedding of the Century")
Grace: What kind of wedding would you have?
Me: Uhh... I dunno. I never thought about it before.
Grace: Well you can think about it now. What kind?
Me: Uhm... it would be at a church I guess. And it would be small. Smaller than normal. I'll let my wife invite like 2 people.
Grace: Really? Just 2 people huh?
Me: Well not just 2 people. You know what I mean.
Grace: OK, so, small wedding.
Me: Yeah, and no reception.
Grace: No reception?
Me: Yeah, it would just be the wedding, then BAM, on to the funeral. Wait, I mean, the honeymoon.
Grace: (laughing hysterically) I can't believe you just said that! What a Freudian slip!
Me: Funeral, honeymoon... same thing. I guess now you know what I think of marriage.