Write a column...? I can make money off of that? A lot of money?
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What would I write a column about...? Myself? That's boring. Politics? Ditto. Movies? Hmm... Music? Yeah! I can write a column for the Calendar section in the LA times.
Wait, that would take talent. And effort.
Forget it.
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