I am Jack's smirking sarcasm.

Danger? I smirk in the face of danger. Hmph. See me smirking?
Alrite, since you've been kind of enough to warn me beforehand about OPERATION AFFECTION, I shall take heed and prepare myself by honing my catlike agility and start up Operation: Run. Like. Hell.

"I will leave no one. (5 minutes later) Behind. (another 5 minutes later) So help me God."