Sore Boner
My back has been sore since Tuesday, when I kinda pulled it during a workout. I thought it went away when I woke up this morning, but I felt it after I stood up. (sneaky back muscle - wait, what muscle?) And I felt it while I was working out today too. Yeah yeah, I've been working out. Someday, this skinny Boner is gonna be a big, bad, buff Boner. Or a skinny but strong Boner. Whichever. It doesn't matter really. As long as I can beat the Amazon in armwrestling, it's all good.