The Crease of DOOM
Holy bejesus, the crease is back. This time, it's on the left eye. Why does this happen? Is this one of God's hobbies? Tormenting Boner with annoying creasage in the morning? If you're gonna crease me, crease me on BOTH EYES!! Then I can at least look semi-not-retarded.
God's a funny guy.
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