Wednesday, February 27, 2002

Boner + Morning = Sleepy Grouchy Boner
I was supposed to attend this "oath ceremony" today (actually yesterday) so that I can be sworn in to be a U.S. citizen, alas, I slept through it. It's not like it was important or anything. Come on, gimme a break! It started at 8 freakin' AM!! That's ludicrous!!

Plus my alarm didn't go off. Stupid globe/clock. You reek of old faulty machineryness.

Hence, my quest to become a citizen for this outstanding country shall continue. Now I gotta work on this "waking up early" crap.

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